what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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