She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
