4 words: hood of his car
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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