so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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