it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Randomize
