the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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