Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
