How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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