i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Fuck appropriateness.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
