i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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