STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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