I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
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We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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