Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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