Whod you bang
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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