Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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