Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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