He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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