ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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