why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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