We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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