the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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