My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps