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• (718): View more from New York

  i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite

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  get a pic

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  i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that

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  i want ur life

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• (619): View more from California

  i wish my penis had a tongue

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.

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• (408): View more from California

  Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.

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  You did a keg stand on the toilet?!

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad

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• (+91): View more from India

  I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??

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