Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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