well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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