Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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