Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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