no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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