He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I deserve this hangover.
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