this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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