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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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