okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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