The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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