Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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