And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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