what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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