you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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