I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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