dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No I am not eating basil off your cock
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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