escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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