dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Randomize
