Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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