I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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