Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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