The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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