i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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