It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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