I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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