so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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