Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I need you to use more vowels.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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