No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we're making bets on your personal life
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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