all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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