The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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