I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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