just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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